!Friday, May 19, 2006
Today we have student forum! Which was boring beyond boring. And I was feeling pretty claustrophobic because the seats in the gallery are much more crammed then those at the first floor and I had nowhere to fold my
long model-esque legs delicately. Haha. And then there were these bunch of Sec 1s playing hangman in front of us and liz kept on peeping and guessing all the answers. And spoiling their fun.
I listened to what the people were talking about ok! No vulgarities on blogs. No photos on blogs. No scolding teachers on blogs.
And I just found out today that if I were to say
crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap like that nine times in a row in front of jloo, I will be sent immediately to detention.
OH YEAH. READ THIS.
I am training to be a full-fledged clown. No kidding.
Tomorrow. I will be learning how to sculpt balloons. And I already have that type of retarded hair, I just need to dye it orange. And I already have the bright red glasses. And it suits my body figure. And I can sew big colourful polka-dots onto my clothes.
And then you will call me
natalie the geek-clown. And you will bow down before me while watching in awe of my amazing balloon sculpting skills. MWAHAHAHA. And I will gently, skillfully and swiftly sculpt a long balloon into a dog, or a sword, or a flower, or whatever geometrical shape you want, and then watch your eyes light up in excitement as you prepare to receive my beautiful balloon, and then...
BURST IT RIGHT AT YOUR FACE WITH A BIG BIG BANG.
IN YOUR FACE! MWAHAHAHAHA.
And then I will have those big wide scary smiles all clowns have, and you will have nightmares and you will be thinking of me all the time, even in your sleep! mwahahaha.
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